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Recent geographical changes in Loompa land have seemingly taken them out of the stone age and into some kind of interesting preindustrial civilization. They seem to be attempting to philosophize ethics and other neat things;The Oompa Loompa harvesting has been rich and easy! They try to fight off the tide of the almighty gelatinous wave but they cant do much...Turns out if you just break their spirits enough, they'll work for sweets 😋. House Elves are far less productive, and AI is confusing... my profit margins just went way up!
*selfies with grumpy and hate-filled oompa loompas behind me*
[spoiler] This weekly recurring shitpost brought to you by Games Workshop; Games Workshop! We hate our customers, and they still buy our -blam!-! LOL![/spoiler]
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Thanks as always, Speaker! 🍕🍕🍕🍕
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Edited by Icey Wynge: 5/3/2024 9:26:10 PMHey I’ll take good pizza no matter where it comes from or who made it! It’s delicious 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
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Edited by Commander Zagatto: 5/4/2024 12:26:08 PMIt's saturday, but who says I can't have pizza for breakfast 😋 [spoiler]🍕🍕[/spoiler]
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Yay pizza! 🍕🍕🍕
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Thanks!
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I’ll help myself to a couple slices! 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
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𐑣𐑧𐑤 𐑘𐑧𐑕, 𐑐𐑰𐑑𐑕𐑩...
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Orcs are better for manual labor, they're stronger then elves and don't have the brains to unionize
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It tastes even better when made with resentful hands. 🍕🍕
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*Speaker + [i]employees[/i] watch as Augustus Gloop gets sucked into the chocolate [b]tube[/b].* Speaker: How'd that get in there? [spoiler]Pizza time. 🍕🍕🍕[/spoiler]