On a plane there are 5 people: a football player, a mental patient, a father, his son, and the pilot.The plane starts to go down and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out. That left 3 parachutes. The football player picks one up and says, " I have a game I have to get to." He jumps out. The mental patient goes over to get one and says, "I'm mental so I get one." He jumps out of the plane. The father looks at the sun and says, " son I don't know what we are going to do. I could try to hold you as we jump or something." The son looks at his dad and says, " it's alright dad, the mental kid took my back pack."