These are some that are cool/funny/weird to me : The trolley problem/Fusion rifle: " pull the lever. It's the right thing to do" Polite denial 0/1/ hand cannon : " Thanks, but no thanks " Holdfast type 2/Titan chest armor : " I didn't get shot. I never get shot . I just body-checked the missile " Corrective measure/Machine gun : " it breaks the rules of reality as ruthlessly as it shatters your foes " Monolith bleed IV/Warlock gauntlets : " I can't shake hands with warlocks. I just get so nervous they're going to vaporize me" I will post more as I find them :p