I'll kill you before you have time to realize what's going on around you.
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100 already?
So much blood will be shed today, I might need some help...*Wink*
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200 replies... If you wanna die run in the street, I'll kill you slowly and painfully... unless I snap your neck.
300 replies...
I LOVE EVERYTHING
[spoiler]except you tom...fuk u[/spoiler]
Also, Single_Ninja can kill you if he wants
So watch out....
An imposter has invaded, kill him and you get to live!
[b]BUT THATS A LIE!!![/b]
[i]if you're gonna kill everyone afterwards just tell them[/i]
SHUT UP OR THEY'LL HEAR YOU
[b]HEAR WHAT?!?[/b]
THE PLAN TO KILL THEM AFTERWARDS.....
fml...
400 Deadmen walkin'....
[b]LIKE THE SHOW?!?!![/b]
[i]No, not like the show...[/i]
[b]WE LOVE THAT SHOW!!![/b]
Shut up the both of ya, the fun is just beginning!
[b]OH BOY[/b]
[i]This is gonna go swell....[/i]
[b]SARCASM IS SO MUCH FUN[/b]
Yes, yes it is
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*kills self* [b]I have won. You didn't make me kill. ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °) [/b]
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Well deadpool, according to marvel you're going to die this month. :(
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But, what?... I'm just some numbers, you can't kill maths bro
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*becomes aware of what is going on* *deploys impenetrable immovable bubble shield*
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I've got NASCAR and some Beer What now?
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Raise... Your... Fists!!!
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*snipes you*
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Edited by I Heart Noobies: 4/8/2015 8:26:16 PMMfw you're already dead cause you're role playing
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Is this a fight me thread or a deadpool thread
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Let's go m80. ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ
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Those are your last words? *reappears from invisibility* *shoots you in chest 8 times point blank with the last word* *lets go of you* *decapitates you with arc blade* *shoots your head in mid air with the last word* ...that's mine
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You stole this post idea! I did this months ago! I'll fight you!!
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Necromancy
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Deadpool you are my SEMPAI
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Deadpool is a terrible marvel character...
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Round 2: Deletes file "deadpool" Deletes deleted file Continues deleting deleted files.
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I've got the Banana...
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I'm an alien robot warlord fortress citadel of doom, I don't think you'd win noob
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I brought beer!
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Death by tickles.
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Please kill me :/
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*Australian accent activated* COME ON THEN FAGGIT!!
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Edited by o_____________o: 2/14/2015 1:53:35 AMYou are a terrible deadpool player, so I'll take your place. After this line: I shall be deadpool ____________________________ Oh look, I have a fan! How sweet! He's threatening to kill me, that's even sweeter. [spoiler]If he's threatening to kill you then how is that sweet?[/spoiler] Shut up voice of reason and why are you inside a spoiler? [spoiler]Because I am inside your head.[/spoiler] [quote]and so am I![/quote] Well you are confusing the readers! Hey OP! I know where you live, expect me to enter your room in the middle of the night and kill you. When you wake up, you'll be dead! [spoiler]He can't wake of if he's dead. [/spoiler] [quote]Why do you always warn your targets that you're going to kill them?[/quote] SHUT UP! [spoiler]If you really want us to be quiet, then you should stop typing our words out. [/spoiler]
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I'll have sex with you. Oh no wait I go Garfield and press the mute button the remote. H
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*walks out of the shadows pulling on gloves* Hi :D I'm here I help. *goes to shake hand*