Hey guys, shouting in from [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Xbox/512080]Diablo Dragonz[/url] and really liking this thread.
It never hit me before, but with all these deliciously creepy descriptions... are we even sure we're playing as the good guys? I mean, as much as we're "defending the last city of light", why are we invading other worlds and killing anything that moves when they're leaving the tower COMPLETELY ALONE??? I don't know about you guys, but I don't remember seeing any defense systems posted on the tower. Does it have a big titan ward around it? I mean, how did they ever get the upper hand if we have friggin NOVA BOMBS and TITAN SMASHES. And who needs to worry about defense when you can self revive and camp out in a bubble??? (To all my hunters out there, I'm sorry, but I'm not convinced the Golden Gun with such limited bullets or turning invisible and trying to melee someone to death would have protected the planet quite as well.) Wouldn't that be a wonderfully evil plot twist to find out we're the bad guys at the end of all this. Guardians my -BLAM-.
Poor Atheon and Crota, waking up one day and saying, "Yo, who are all these little -BLAM-ers shooting up my house and all my children? And then they have the nerve to put on gear that makes them look exactly like us??? -BLAM- NO!" If you woke up to find rats in your house attacking your children, you'd try to kill them too!
Aw man, you see what you did with this thread man... I'll never be able to kill a thrall without a tear in my eye again.
As for my contribution to creepiest quote, I love my Dragon's Breath "Burn the world. Burn it all."
SO FRIGGIN EVIL MAN
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