I don't! And if he is real then send me to hell cause God is one class A douchebag! He is grossly incompetent at his job. So incapable that as an employer I wouldn't trust him to bag groceries without screwing up. He's such an abysmal protector that I'd feel safer putting my eternal soul in the hands of a paraplegic five year old. The only thing his entire existence is good for is so that I may use the term "goddamnit" when in extreme distress! Lord and savior my ass! It took him billions of years to create a life form as flawed as us? I could make a far superior being in ten If I had the resources. VOTE SATAN 2016