(Warning) THIS IS A LITTLE EXPLICIT [spoiler]So two drunks wanna drink but all they have is 50 cents. So gary (the first drunk) tells tom (the second drunk) that he has an idea. So gary and tom go and buy a hotdog with their 50cents. They then walk into a bar and ask the bartender for beers. The bartender brings gary and tom the beers and when they're all done drinking, the bartender says, "thats $5 boys". Gary tells tom about the plan and immediately drops to his knees while tom pushed the hotdog through his zipper. Gary then begins to suck the hotdog. The bartender yells, "ahhh get outta my bar fâggots"! So they run out and move on to the next bar. They do it again at the second bar. They get the beers and when they're done, gary drops down a sucks the hotdog. The bartender yells, ahhh get outta my bar fâggots". So gary and tom run out. They go on to do that for 10 more bars until they can barely walk. Gary drops down to his knees and says' "i don't think i can do this anymore tom, my knees are killing me from dropping to the ground so much". Tom stares at gary and cries, " you can't do this anymore? I lost the hotdog after the 3rd bar!!! [/spoiler]