Guys everyone just ignore whit and the kid will stop becuase he sees hes not getting a reaction
Also ulcam give me the strongest drink you got no holding back as much alchohol as possible
And alondite
Gimme a pizza with the spiciest pepperoni
the spiciest sauce and some bacon on it
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*cooks pizza* *adds toppings* [spoiler]*puts mysterious black powder on pizza*[/spoiler] [spoiler]*serves with potato wedges*[/spoiler]
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* eats pizza which is mildy spicy * Got any other toppings that are spicyer? * eats potato wedges *
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*Slides another high level alcohol drink*
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* drinks and doesnt feel anything * got anything stronger or am i going to have to take a bunch of these
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Take a bunch
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* grabs 40 * * puts all of them in a giant bucket and drinks it all * I still dont feel a- a * puts head on table and sleeps * * loud snoring *
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*Puts a 5 gallon can of elephant tranq on the counter*
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* drinks * This doesnt feel or taste like anything
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*i take pics of you sleeping*
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* your phone/camera or whatever immediatly begins to incinerate *
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Edited by whitigoh: 2/13/2015 8:06:46 AMGood thing I have a photographic memory and unburnable body,
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* brain burns inside your head * You never said anything about unburnable organs
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*i become a unbeatable zombie and murder you and eat you*
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* i stab you before you murder me then pick you up and throw you into the toxic vat outside i use for desticles *
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* I crawl out becoming a unstoppable beautiful man ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) with awesome ass wings and claw things and stuff*
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* everything you just thought about is the opposite * [spoiler]its my toxic vat you cant control what happens with you[/spoiler] * you crawl out as a misshapen being deformed and very grotesque
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I do what I want [spoiler]go to bed pedo[/spoiler]
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-.- * stabs you and kills you then dumps body in toxic vat *
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*i swim around in toxic vat*
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*Walks off half asleep*
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*steals drink*
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You're funny
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True i am