Before you answer take in consideration...
1) lions are ferocious
[spoiler]like really ferocious[/spoiler]
2) a billion lions is a lot of lions
3) it is day so the sun is turned on
3.5) with a fresh lightbulb and new fuses
-kill count99
4) Sandra is not in space at the moment
5) the sun has no arms
-CorporateHoliday
6) the lions have a store grade sunscreen
-Saltymcsaltman
7) the sun cannot run away but it can move 3 inches every 1000 generations of new lions that are breed after the start of said fight
-woupsea
8) <- that looks like a face!!!
9) <- that doesn't...
10) lions have teeth the sun does not
-TheCosmicCracker
11) the sun is pointy
-OffhandWater
12) the sun can't use a gun
-Mi casa1
Edit for 200: Wow from what I can gather bungie really needs to nerf the sun... Like I'm surprise no one has complained yet... Well hopefully bungie will see my post and get the idea
Edit for 600: ....praise it
Edit for 1000: thank you everyone for keeping this alive, any good points that I should add comment and we will see. Now go and -blam!- right off :)
[u]ATTENTION[/u]
If anyone photoshops a picture of a bunch of lions with space gear floating towards the sun... I will give them a knighthood
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First posted February 17 2015
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The lions. They can attack at night while the sun is sleeping. Duhhh, do you even Science?
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Edited by thx1765: 6/28/2015 1:47:56 AM
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The lions because they can attack during the night
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Praise the sun
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Actually if it adds enough mass to the sun (Probably not) then It could make the sun turn into a red giant? Pulling shit out my ass, sun would burn all the lions
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Well i mean the sun is like big and stuff so the lions will have to combine into some kind of giant lion interlinked robot thing in space to fight the sun.
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[i]oh where, oh where did my brain cells just go, oh where, oh where could they be?[/i]
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HEY remember when this was a thing? And if you don't well -blam!- you too!
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The lions attack at night
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This page just made my day it's funny as hell
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simba solos
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Those tags...
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One billion lions is like at least more than 10
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[quote]is turned on[/quote] [quote]turned on[/quote] [quote]turned[/quote] [quote]on[/quote] O bby
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The male lion in also the second laziest animal on earth. Second only to the three-toed sloth.
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Never die
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Praise The Sun
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[quote]3) it is day so the sun is turned on[/quote] Laughed so hard
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The lions would win if they attacked at night, but you specified otherwise in your post.
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Great post, [i]slow clap[/i]
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Lions can't breath in space [spoiler]there ended it[/spoiler]
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1 dentist
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Ayy lmao
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Genetic mutations from the sun will allow the lions to win. 1 of the 1 billion lions will morph into a super lion and -blam!- all the shit up.