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Edited by N4teTr4p:
9/2/2015 9:13:06 PM
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who would win? 1 billion lions, or the sun
Before you answer take in consideration...
1) lions are ferocious
[spoiler]like really ferocious[/spoiler]
2) a billion lions is a lot of lions
3) it is day so the sun is turned on
3.5) with a fresh lightbulb and new fuses
-kill count99
4) Sandra is not in space at the moment
5) the sun has no arms
-CorporateHoliday
6) the lions have a store grade sunscreen
-Saltymcsaltman
7) the sun cannot run away but it can move 3 inches every 1000 generations of new lions that are breed after the start of said fight
-woupsea
8) <- that looks like a face!!!
9) <- that doesn't...
10) lions have teeth the sun does not
-TheCosmicCracker
11) the sun is pointy
-OffhandWater
12) the sun can't use a gun
-Mi casa1
Edit for 200: Wow from what I can gather bungie really needs to nerf the sun... Like I'm surprise no one has complained yet... Well hopefully bungie will see my post and get the idea
Edit for 600: ....praise it
Edit for 1000: thank you everyone for keeping this alive, any good points that I should add comment and we will see. Now go and -blam!- right off :)
[u]ATTENTION[/u]
If anyone photoshops a picture of a bunch of lions with space gear floating towards the sun... I will give them a knighthood
Vote away
First posted February 17 2015
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Genetic mutations from the sun will allow the lions to win. 1 of the 1 billion lions will morph into a super lion and -blam!- all the shit up.
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Lions are great, I believe in them
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[quote]it is day so the sun is turned on.[/quote] Wut?
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2 RepliesWhoever necroed this, it made my day lol
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I remember this old post *cries in spanish* the good old days
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3 RepliesNecrobump
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2 RepliesNecrobump
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The pre-nerf sun would have completely destroyed them, but the post nerf sun isn't that great. I think it's a pretty even fight.
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It depends, if the lions go during winter the sun is colder then, so they could win.
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3 RepliesThe sun will always win. No matter what.
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3 RepliesClearly the lions. The sun is too tiny, it's the size of my thumb.
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1 ReplyThe sun's average temp is 15 million degrees C a lions average temp is 38 degrees C
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1 ReplyThey would all jump at the sun and die from no oxygen in space and if they were wearing space helmets the sun would disintegrate them all
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2 RepliesThe lions could go at night
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4 RepliesNever said how close the sun could be, 600 meters away and even a single flare of the surface would scorch the earth...GGsun
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The sun is a scaredy cat and it runs away from the moon. So if the sun is scared away by the lions and the moon isn't there to make it dark then... WHAT HAPPENS? Dodododooodooodoodooodddoododo
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A stick
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3 RepliesLions are sexy beasts. Sun is turned on. Sun falls in love with lions. Lions play along. Lions gain the Sun's trust. Lions attack sun. Lions' element of surprise give them the upper hand.
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ok ok, I'll admit the odds aren't in the lions favors. so what if nasa sends a bunch of ice cubes at the sun?
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1000th post.
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Oh my god
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Lions are capable hiding amongst the tall space grass... The sun is too obvious, too easy to sneak up on
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1 ReplyLions can eat people and run at 40 mph. Sun can't eat anyone, or even move very much. Onesided AF, Lions stomp.
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1 Reply[quote]it is day so the sun is turned on. [/quote]
