Three daughters sitting at home decide to ask their mother how they got their names.
The oldest, Rose, asks: [i]"mum why am I called rose?"[/i]
Mum replies: [i]"My dear beautiful rose when you were born a rose petal fell from your fathers flowers and landed on your forehead"[/i]
The second, Brie, asks the same: [i]"Mum what about me?"[/i]
Mum replies: [i]"My sweet Brie, when you were born a little bit of cheese from your fathers lunch fell onto your forehead" [/i]
The third eager to find out her story too starts to ask: [i]"Gurgle gurgle gurgle mum-meh?"[/i]
Mum replies: [i]"Oh shut up Beerfridge!"[/i]
English
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These always get me