There's a philosopher, a mathematician, and an idiot in a car. The car crashes, and their souls float up to heaven. Unfortunately, heaven is getting overcrowded, and the devil makes a deal with God. Once at the gates of heaven, the person must ask a question to the devil. If the devil answers correctly, he goes to hell. If the devil cannot, he goes to heaven. So the three men arrive at the gates. The mathematician asks, "what is the most complex mathematical formula ever created?" The devil pulls out some paper, and writes down the most complex formula ever conjured. The mathematician agrees it's correct, and goes to hell. The philosopher is next, and he asks for the true meaning behind Socrates' teachings. Again, the devil pulls out paper, and writes down the true meaning of Socrates. The philosopher goes to hell. The idiot is next. He says to the devil, "bring me a chair!" So the devil did. He then said, "drill seven holes in it!" So the devil did. The idiot sits down on the chair, and farts loudly. He asks the devil, "which hole did the fart come out of?" The devil says, "the third one to the left. "Nope", the idiot said, "it came from my asshole." And he went to heaven. Didn't make it myself, but I like it.