Two homeless guys was walking through a farmer's field, they were both very hungry. The first homeless guy says to his friend, "hey I have an idea, I'll find the oldest, nastiest, most crusty piece of cow turd in this field, go to that farm house over their and ask for salt and pepper to eat it with" "how would that help?" the second homeless guy replies. "well, they would feel sorry for me and hopefully offer me a free meal! " "Great idea! Lets do it! " So after they find the most oldest, disgusting piece of Cow dung from the field, they knock on the door of the farm house and put on their saddest faces. The farmer's wife answers the door and the homeless guys launch into their plan. "excuse me mam, we are very hungry, could you spare us some salt and pepper to eat this? " holding up their rancid meal. "Oh dear God!" exclaimed the farmer's wife. "Don't eat them nasty crusty things! " "Go get a fresh one from the barn! "