Why did the boy drop his icecream? [spoiler]he got hit by a truck.[/spoiler] Why was the plumber sad? [spoiler]his family died.[/spoiler] What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? [spoiler]the holocaust[/spoiler] A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies [spoiler]"my wife has terminal cancer[/spoiler] Why can't the T-rex clap? [spoiler]they're extinct[/spoiler]