One day, a Russian, American, and Mexican were on a plane. The plane weighed too much, and it was going down, so people started throwing things out of the plane to lower the weight. The Russian takes an AK, and throws it out, saying, "I have too many of these in my country." The Mexican takes a shovel and throws it out, saying, "I have too many of these in my country." The American saw what these people were doing and decided to help out. He took the Mexican and threw him out of the plane, saying, "I have too many of these in my country."