[quote]I was level 21
I loved xur so much
I had all the strange exotics and curios
I prayed to xur every night thanking him for my exotics
Xur is love I said xur is life
My vanguard heard me and called me a fаggot
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to xur
I called him a skrub
He slaps me and sends me to go rank up my vanguard rank
I'm crying now and out of strange coins
A cool darkness moves behind me
It's XUR!!!
He makes me the happiest man alive
He says to me "please me mortal"
He grabs me with his powerful agent hands
I am ready
I spread my аss cheeks for xur
He penetrates my butthole with his gjallarhorn
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes begin to water
He screams a mighty scream as he filled my butt with his chatterwhite
My vanguard comes in just as xur finishes
He looks him straight in the eyes and says
"The darkness has consumed you"
Xur jumps off the ledge near the spawn point and flys away
Xur is love
Xur...
...IS
.......LIFE[/quote] [spoiler]guise this is old an yet people are still lieking this top kek[/spoiler]
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I was sitting right there
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Bump SOOO bad
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Why is c$@! Not blamed out?
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I remember that....
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#desticle
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Stop just stop for Destiny's sake
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Beautiful
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YA NOT COPYRIGHTED AT ALL
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Shrek (tm)
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Best yet lol
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You got that from ny thread didnt you...
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[quote]What the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the MLG FaZe Clan, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on House of Wolves, and I have over 9000 confirmed kills. I am trained in PvZ Garden Warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire FPS armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with quickscopes the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of hack0rz across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 1337 ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the CoD Advanced Warfare exo-suits and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing rekt, kiddo.[/quote]
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Lol 2long4me
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[b][i]Ayy lmao[/i][/b]
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[quote][b][i]Ayy lmao[/i][/b][/quote]
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Your the same guy who made the shrek story to aren't u. Lol your stories are so funny
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The shrek thing is from youtube
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Shriek was 4chan scrub [spoiler]or Reddit... I don't really remember [/spoiler]