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originally posted in:TFS The Floods Sanctuary
8/22/2013 1:20:08 AM
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A statement to virgins

Like some (most) of you here, I'm still a virgin at 18. Some of you are younger and others are older. However, I believe that if we do not acquire girlfriends soon, we're going to wind up in a trap. Allow me to explain. Obviously when you're young, you're really horny and stuff. And yes, this does apply to girls even though most try to hide it. And obviously at a young age, very few girls would actually want a baby and a lot would like to enjoy sex better so would be up for going on the pill so you wouldn't need to wear a condumb. Now, when you get older, this may seem like it could be the same situation but there is a much larger chance of a girl springing their trap. Their biological clock will be ticking so as they get older, they're more likely to want a baby. So as you get older, you're more likely to get with a girl the same age as you. You may want to experience sex in it's purest form and suggest the pill. Now, this give her a perfect chance. She can tell you that she's taken it but hasn't. Next thing you know, bam! She's pregnant. And you're in a sticky situation. She's basically milked you for what she wants and you're more obliged to stay with her. If you don't, you're still going to have a kid out there. So there's a depressing thing for you. The older you get while still being a virgin, the less time you're going to have to enjoy young sex where the girl won't want to get preggers. How depressing

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  • Stay clear of women, finish school, get a killer career going, buy all the cars/boats/planes/etc you want and then find one who only wants your money. Generally speaking, gold diggers don't want to have children unless they feel the need to trap you in a relationship. Same can be said for young women. Skip all the relationship crap and get rich. Then 'hire' the pool boy for life. All jokes aside; I'm almost 40 with a wife and kids. I've managed to pull together a pretty fair living and wouldn't trade my family for anything. If I could do it all over again I would have stayed clear of relations until after college, didn't meet my wife until then anyhow. High school/college relations are nothing but a big distraction and now I'll probably never get my own G6.

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