* hacks left foot off * bruh
* snaps fingers *
* you are taken by 2 men in black robes and black cowls *
* you are taken into a portal and dropped into an old flat stainless steel chamber with nothing but your hands cuffed by magical bonds and a human heart in front of you with a fork *
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I'll just wait for WWII Russian soldiers to arrive
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Edited by Guardian0338: 2/16/2015 10:29:45 AM* i throw a body of a dead high ranking officer of WWII Russians inside with you with a note saying * [quote]no one will come[/quote]
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WWII Russia has a never ending supply of soldiers it's only a matter of time
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* throws in another body * Not if this happens * throws in a phone playing live footage of russia getting bombed and every base of WWII russia getting nuked
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WWII Russia brings in Siberian reinforcements and begins to bomb the dojo
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* siberian reinforcements all mysteriously spontaniously explode *
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Nords came to support our temporary Russian comrade. [spoiler]gg[/spoiler]
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* an army of wolves come and anhilate you all as russia and its allys fall *
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You must have not played skyrim. Wolves are nothing to Nords!
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You are an idiot i didnt say it was skyrim wolves which were really underpowered compared to real wolves
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You are an idiot, you think any pack of wolves could take on an army of Nords? Anyway... you think a wolf can take an axe to the face? Rethink your argument
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The thing is the wolves i sent on you are no normal wolves they are highly trained armored wolves that have the healing powers of deadpool
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Edited by N Hawk One: 2/16/2015 10:59:05 PMYou didnt say that earlier... way to change it. If you want to play that way, all of us Nords were gifted by Talos and were given invincibility and anti-healing weapons
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*drops nuke on Russia*
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Already did that for ya