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*punches sword* *falls to one knee* *punches knee cap*
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*pulls knife out of sleeve* *stabs eye* *jumps back, wincing slightly after landing on knee*
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*pulls knife out of eye* *stands up* *punches heart*
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*punch is met with a metal clanging sound* armor plating. Never fails. *grabs sword, cuts head off, mounts on pike* Just for good measure... *chops limbs up*
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*torso punches through metal plating* *punch comes out the back with the heart coming with it*
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*ponders how a pile of mangled limbs could try and end me* Meh. *shrugs and walks away..*
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*punches shrug*
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*punches back*
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*punches punch* *1000 megaton nuclear explosion happens*
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*doesnt look at explocion*
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*punches grammar*
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*claps*
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*punches clap*
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*grabs fist* *Headbonks* *pulls out greatsowrd and performs an overhead swing*
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*claps*
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*punches greatsword* Enough of this *punches head off* *shoves it up asshole*
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*Respawns* (takes out BFG9000) *puts sunglasses*