who enjoys clopping and does it on a daily basis.
Wat do?
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Love and tolerate him. Yup brony deal with it.
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My parents know.
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I will walk him to the bridge and... Well, you get the rest. Overboard!
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Hope he likes living with his great grandparents. [spoiler]in the ground[/spoiler]
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I. Have. No. Son.
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Idk...that's tough
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Edited by Ōzaru: 7/1/2015 1:27:54 AM1) Get in car 2) Start car 3) Drive to gun store and exit car; go into gun store 4)Tip fedora at the shop owner, proceed to purchase 12 gauge shotgun and ammunition 5) Get in car and start it 6) Drive home and exit car 7) Load shotgun 8) Walk in sons room 9) Witness my son clopping 10) Empty 6 slugs into sons head 11) Son is now dead 12) Bury the body 13) Change name/identity 14) Move out of state 15) Get job 16) Get new house 17) Profit? Yes.
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Put him in the pony cum jar.
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Eat him. Mate again. Try for daughter this time.
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You can watch the show but, if you do some weird shit I will beat you
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Edited by Shamurai: 4/2/2015 2:33:19 AM>Buy son real life pony >Go to Home depot buy wood planks >Bring real life pony inside house >Board up house while le son is sleeping >Give son said real life pony >Kill real life pony in the living room while he watches >Chainsaw pony while it still breathes to let son hear pony screams >Have sex with dead pony pieces while son watches in horror while screaming batman. >Son never wants to see another pony due to traumatic experience >Profit???
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Honey?? Waaaat? Where's my flamethrower? Whaaaaaaat??? WHERE IS MY FLAMETHROWER?? I put it away! Where??! Why do you need to know?? I NEED IT! Uh-uh we have been planning this dinner for weeks! BUT THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER!!
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I would actually give him up for adoption _/\•~•/\_
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But... How do I have a son?
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Son I forged your handwriting you are now part of the marines you leave in two weeks
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Nore more TV, no more internet, we're reading books from now on.
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[i]"Son you're going to Spag Union."[/i]
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Wait, since when do I have a son?
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Well...Say, "I don't care if you watch the show, but you either need to stop clopping, or get packing."
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I don't have a son
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It's time for some good old fashion Chinese water torture
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Go to my aunts house and have him pick up horse shit in 100 degree weather If he is able to get past that and not bitch 24/7 he's Ight
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What son?
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I guess its a good time to try making a time machine.