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Edited by Clover : 6/8/2015 5:30:07 AM
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Bad Pickuplines!

I'll start XD I have always thought i was Homosexual, Untill i saw you babe. - Edit: So many good ones! Im legit writing down almost all of them on a sheet of paper XD Edit: Are we gonna hit (400)? :O Edit: 500?! Jeez... Edit: Thanks for the Necrobump i guess XD - My Favs so far: (By NxHawkxOne), Do you work at subway? Because you're giving me a footlong ;) (By Jaybird lll) There's bout' to be only 7planets, Cuz im bout' to destroy Uranus ;) (By Panda) Im no weatherman, But you can expect more than a few inches tonight ;) (By xXThatGuy1337Xx) Are you a syncplate? Cuz my spire sure is rising ;) (By N7sentinel60) Forget about disney, I'll give you an happy ending ;) (By Count Krieger) Hey babe, Im like a rubix cube, The more you play with me, The harder i get ;) (By MrPlatinumOG) Hey gurl, My feelings for you are like diarrhea. I can't hold it in >:3 (By xNateDogg1216x) Hey gurl, Are you a bottle of Heinz? Cuz it seems like you've been on a lot weiners ;) (By Anaklusmos7) Hey babe, Nice pants! What's their drop rate? ;)

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