Chuck Norris once stopped an out of control train by just merely looking at it.
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If Jesus can walk on water then chick Norris can walk on Jesus Chuck Norris wasn't born he punched his way out of his mothers uterus Chuck Norris has no father. He is his own father. Tornadoes are spawned out of chuck Norris' hate for mobile homes Crota may be a badass but chuck Norris can breathe on oryx and get all of the drops at once. When chuck Norris walks into the tower his friend request and party invites instantly reach over 9000