-blam!-ers. I'm not even kidding. Meet me at Sakura Con in April on the karaoke stage, I'll -blam!-ing wreck you at any anime theme song. Hell, I'll even let you choose the song. I've been watching anime for 15 years, I've seen it all and read all the mangasas well. Don't you -blam!-ing try to tell me my waifu is shit. Asuna is best girl and you know it. Hell, I bet you're one of those casual -blam!- who watch Naruto and saw Pokémon in primary school and think you're hot shit. You don't know anything, baka.