I hate explaining puns to kleptomaniacs [i]because they always take everything literally[/i] I had a scarecrow, and was trying to sell him. The buyer asked if he was good at scaring crows and I said [i]he's outstanding in his field[/i]. I asked my scarecrow how he was so good at it and he said [i]hay, it's in my jeans[/i] Why do they call it black friday? [spoiler]because everything's a [i]steal[/i][/spoiler]