[quote]Welcome to my new and improved dojo. Due to recent attacks (scroll down to see the battle), my place was destroyed, but I has since been updated, with stronger walls and better weaponry, and it is also in space. The rules remain the same however: If you walk in, I will kill you. If you get near my dojo, I will kill. If you comment on this thread at all, [b]I Will Try To Kill You[/b] HOWEVER: you are able to save yourselves. If you offer me gifts or align yourself with me, I have a cook, LordMoldyButte, hosting a cookout in back. He's making shish-kebabs out of my victims. IMPORTANT NOTICE We get attacked by Lenny's and Shrek worshipers frequently. During that time, I am more willing to accept alliances, as well as less likely to kill people [b]IN CASE OF INVASION[/b] I will stop killing. If you see this thread under siege, help out a much as you can. I had to drop the nuke last time. I suggest evacuating to the halo ring orbiting above us. Arsenal: We have a large stockpile of weapons with which to kill with. I cannot list them all here. However, here are a few of my favorites: sacrificial blade of Cthulhu, flaming katana that can be conjured from thin air, gold and diamond tipped sword, two desert eagles, explosive kunai, a magical shield, Scar H, poison, twin Smgs, indestructible sledgehammers, ice swords, corpse-kebab spears, and a dagger that was gifted to me. We also have anti-Lenny weapons in case of emergency. My core allies (my army is constantly expanding) Intrepid Turtle- fighter/marksman Excaliber- assassin/badass BANANA- a banana Richard Nixon- sniper VengefulSiren- underwater and poison expert LordMoldyButte- cook DudMuffin65- legendary warrior JJ1042- gatherer/adventurer Cindot- gardener Ultimaterobber- weaponsmith/armorsmith Those we have lost to the war IntrepidTurtle (revived) Many Ultron Bots Nixon (not dead but was at some point) Alliances: Godzilla, Ultron, Magikarp, A reaper (the harbinger of your destruction), white lanterns, Virultec Edit: They have a counterattack! Edit 2: we are at peace once more. Let's the kebab eating and killing continue! Edit 3: we have a dojo in space now Edit 4: Everyone to the halo! They are striking again! Edit 5: [b]1000![/b] Edit 6: halo had to be fired. Dojo still intact. Edit 7: thread is back to normal Edit 8: Lenny's spammed us again. I'm off to get help. Edit 9: installation 5 has been fired a second time. Edit 10: 2000! Edit 11: [b]Shrek is not love, nor is he life. Anyone who says otherwise will be killed[/b] [b]IMPORTANT NOTICE[/b] We also have a group: The Digital Dojo[/quote]