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2/20/2015 4:30:00 AM
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*puts Cayenne Pizza on counter*
[spoiler]Here's a shitload o milk, too. This crap is spicy.[/spoiler]
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* eats * this is spicy? * begins to eat 30 california reapers without flinching * Hmm thats not spicy either
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*makes another, but with strange black powder on it* Now try it. [spoiler]Everyone take cover! *hinds behind bar counter*[/spoiler]
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* eats * I dont feel anything * sits down again as nothing happens *
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( •-•) Uh oh... [spoiler]You just ate Solar Dust, the spiciest shit in the universe. You touch it it burns you. You may not feel it now, but you're going to go through unimaginable pain.[/spoiler]
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* 1 hour later * Dont feel anything still it did feel hard to swallow but of course that shit felt like sand
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(•-•) [spoiler]That's worse[/spoiler][spoiler]Internal combustion imminent [/spoiler]
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* 10 hours later * I dont see anything happen you're a load of bullshit * goes to drink some wine *
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Maybe... It's because you don't have a tongue! Oh wait, yes you do... Nevermind
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*walks up behind you* do you have 1 more yen? I kinda really need it...
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*gives one yen* I want to be paid back
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Ok *enters the decorative plants*
