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2/20/2015 4:51:52 AM
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I think I'm pregnant

I'm pretty sure I'm pregnant and if my attack helicopter finds out it will definitely leave me. Any suggestions on what to do?

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  • I found you a tank

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    • [quote]I identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a child I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm -blam!-ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding[/quote] You betrayed apache

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    • Get a tank. Tank beats everything

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      • Yea leave him first, if you know 100% he is going to leave you then leave. If ur not sure then tell him cause you can't hide it forever

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