My day was pretty boring since I'm on a trip in Peru and I didn't really want to go but yesterday I was on a boat and got to swim with sea lions so that was cool I guess and then I went to some splish splash wannabe place but it was cool since there was a lot of big butts, palm trees, water and big butts. So anyways I see this one chick, I sweatergawd I never seen an ass like this before. That booty got me playing big Sean and minaj in my head. So then I'm talking to her for like 10 minutes I see a 6'6 235lbs Dude calling her babe. I got soft af he got me wanting to play Take Care, shortcut to Drake for Marvin's Room. She introduced me to her boyfriend and he start looking at me like I just ran over his cat. That ain't even the worst part this dude shook my hand, after that my hand looked like a deflated football, I felt like I lost blood circulation in my entire arm. I ended up not getting her number and I was just playing Drake on the way home. Moral of the Story, if u wanna see some nice ass, head to Lima, Peru but just watch out cuz her boyfriend might be a part-time NFL Linebacker