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2/21/2015 5:29:31 AM
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*stares at you* *nods at you* *hand catches on fire* *shoots flame and lights up fireplace*
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*sits next to you* *pulls out a commemorative snow globe* *stares at it* *stirs up intense emotion* *puts it away before emotions become overwhelming* *sighs*
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Edited by Ben: 2/21/2015 7:28:11 AMWhy the long face, friend?
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I don't know. I guess I just need to let go. Clean the cheese out of my fur and move on with my life.
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Wanderlust taking hold?
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Yeah. Ever since the... it's just... I've never been able to stay in one place for very long. *squints inside shot glass to see if there's any liquor left*
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Traveling is grand. You shouldn't be upset about it.
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Edited by Popes Long Arm: 2/21/2015 7:49:46 AMYeah, but traveling is no fun if you can't feel welcome anywhere. And getting kicked out of hotels for not having a service animal registration document is really not helping. *tail hangs low*
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Edited by Ben: 2/21/2015 7:52:30 AMYou don't feel welcome? And what's this about a service animal? Aren't you a Khajiit?
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Exactly. The hotel staff can't tell the difference. And they let those heathen obese white trash vacationers devour the buffet like animals. Double standard much?
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Who says you need to rely on outside assistance in order to be happy?
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* stands behind counter scrubbing at a beer stain * Want anything?
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I've already been served, thanks.
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Nice place.
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Very. Can I interest you in some charred goat milk?
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No, I'll stick with water for now. Thanks, though. How do you char a liquid?
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Carefully...
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Fair enough.
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Still waiting on my perpetual motion...
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Is that the name of a drink, or are you asking for the actual state of being in perpetual motion?
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A drink. Oh and here is that charred goat milk I was telling you about *produces cup of charred goat milk* it's a lot better than you'd think
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I'm still gonna have to pass on it. What goes into a perpetual motion?
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I dunno. All I know is that it doesn't stop moving.
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So it [i]is[/i] in perpetual motion, then.
