Hah idiot feel asleep on the counter
* puts a dirty towel into mouth *
English
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Hey... *takes towel back*
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You're no fun * serves self a glass of a wine *
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Don't take my towel...
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It wasnt yours
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Was too, I just cleaned my face with it.
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I used that towel to wipe jizz and vomit stains
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You're probably thinking of that towel over there. I brought this one in with me.
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No that towel ive never seen this towel ive had with me since the start of the day
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You're mistaken. That towel is obviously yours, as this one is both identical to the towel I own [i]and[/i] devoid of any bodily fluids. Unless you count goat milk.
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Edited by UlcaM: 2/21/2015 7:28:55 AM*Twitches shoving blade through your throat*