There are three slutty blonde friends sitting at a bar enjoying some drinks. After having a few their banter starts getting a little dirty. The first says to the other two, "im so loose my boyfriend uses 4 fingers to finger me."
The second goes, "Oh yeah, well my boyfriend fists me."
The third just laughs and slides down the barstool.
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Ahhh too good!
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I've read every single joke on the way down to this one. This is the first time I have cried hysterical tears today.
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Topkek
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That's disgusting XC