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2/24/2015 6:49:54 AM
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* your failed attempt makes spikes stab your skin from the handcuffs that scrape at your bone causing more pain *
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*Gives up on escaping* I is sorry! Do you forgive meh? *Puts puppy dog face on*
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* kicks in face * no * cuts off pinky *
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*Dies slowly from blood loss* Eehhhh... I'm so hungry. *Sees chopped off pinky on ground* I'm so hungry. *Eats pinky*
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* revives with magic * YOU DONT DIE UNTIL I SAY SO * forces a steak up your ass *
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*Tries to poo steak out*
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* steak doesnt come out * * begins to cut off your left ear *
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*Dies again*
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* revives again * * continues to cut off skin of left arm *
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*Dies once again*
