* brings in a bucket for over 500 pounds of liquid *
* pours 500 pounds of wine in it *
This...is...LIFE
* sets wine on floor in front of counter so it is waist level *
* sets up a table with a plate that can summon any food you want *
* sets down a shit ton of french fries *
* dips french frys in wine *
Mmmmm
* gets a straw and begins to drink from bucket *
EVERYONE FOOD FEAST
English
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*Walks over to table and summons potato wedges with sweet chilli an sour cream* Anyone want some? *summons Doritos and mountain Jews* Hmmm... real MLG taste.
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Aww, Jews harvested fresh from the mountains. *eats* Delicious.