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2/25/2015 7:06:36 AM
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I beat my teacher in chess today...
>be me
>world's biggest fgt
>nerd who loves games
>somewhat fit as I am a lifeguard
>chess game coming up in school?
>better prepare
>nerds everywhere
>its ok I'm a nerd too
>teacher comes in
>"k class, practice and then challenge me"
>play teacher in chess?
>imgonnalose.jpg
>I have chess game at home
>nobody to play with
>download app on my phone
>lol im practicing
>its lunchtime
>I see my crush
>hot af but skinny as hell
>w/e im like a dog, I can chew on bones
>"wassap sexy?"
>she laughs
>gonna play chess against the teach
>she stops giggling
>her face is surprised
>I tell her I need support
>shesaysyes.gif
>lean in for kiss
>she catches on, leans towards me
>I back away slowly
>I teased her
>lol I'm already winning in life
>be me, at home
>bored af
>open app
>easy to beat
>highest difficulty
>I lose from one wrong move w/ knight
>teacher better not do this
>chess day
>I see crush in crowd
>her eyes are like the stars
>cause they're so far apart lol #doublewin@life
>I beat every casual
>Iwantachallenge.jpg
>teacher walks to me
>better not piss pants
>too late
>teacher sits down across
>he's black
>>>>the color of the piece you racist
>we start
>holy shit he's good
>crush walks in front of crowd and winks at me
>pisspantsharder.mp4
>we have 3 pieces left
>He has a queen
>ilost.jpg
>wait no!
>he makes wrong move like I did on app
>lol I capture his king
>school cheers
>teacher in awe
>crush runs up to me and hugs me
>her chest is pressed up against mine
>we kiss
>lol I'm a winner at her life too
>TIL it all worked out
>fück I still have school tomorrow
>w/e I'm a chess champion
TL;DR I beat my teacher in chess, won my crush's heart
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And so the student surpassed the master.
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1 Reply>greentextdoesn'tworkoutsideof4chan.jpg
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25 RepliesI didn't believe any of this, except for the start [quote]>be me >world's biggest fgt [/quote]
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1 Reply>wakes up, pissed off that he noticed it was a dream ;p
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[quote]we kissed[/quote] Lol this ain't true.
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Yeah right
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*nods in approval*
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Care module: not found
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*see's title as "I beat my teacher in the chest today."*
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Edited by FuzeMainIn2k17: 3/1/2015 9:05:01 PM[url=http://cdn.yourepeat.com/media/gif/000/603/901/e9380d63245c022fe43a238520d4f0d8.gif][/url]
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>wakes up from dream
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1 ReplyRead title as [quote]I beat my Teacher's chest[/quote]
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1 Reply*TL;DR it was all a dream.
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See people? This is how you quality shitpost
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1 ReplySo did I! I just walked up to him with a baseball bat and horribly mauled him!
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I applaud you, sir.
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I call hax
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[quote]>be me >world's biggest fgt >nerd who loves games >somewhat fit as I am a lifeguard >chess game coming up in school? >better prepare >nerds everywhere >its ok I'm a nerd too >teacher comes in >"k class, practice and then challenge me" >play teacher in chess? >imgonnalose.jpg >I have chess game at home >nobody to play with >download app on my phone >lol im practicing >its lunchtime >I see my crush >hot af but skinny as hell >w/e im like a dog, I can chew on bones >"wassap sexy?" >she laughs >gonna play chess against the teach >she stops giggling >her face is surprised >I tell her I need support >shesaysyes.gif >lean in for kiss >she catches on, leans towards me >I back away slowly >I teased her >lol I'm already winning in life >be me, at home >bored af >open app >easy to beat >highest difficulty >I lose from one wrong move w/ knight >teacher better not do this >chess day >I see crush in crowd >her eyes are like the stars >cause they're so far apart lol #doublewin@life >I beat every casual >Iwantachallenge.jpg >teacher walks to me >better not piss pants >too late >teacher sits down across >he's black >>>>the color of the piece you racist >we start >holy shit he's good >crush walks in front of crowd and winks at me >pisspantsharder.mp4 >we have 3 pieces left >He has a queen >ilost.jpg >wait no! >he makes wrong move like I did on app >lol I capture his king >school cheers >teacher in awe >crush runs up to me and hugs me >her chest is pressed up against mine >we kiss >lol I'm a winner at her life too >TIL it all worked out >fück I still have school tomorrow >w/e I'm a chess champion TL;DR I beat my teacher in chess, won my crush's heart[/quote]signing for faze
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1 ReplyYour crush didn't have a problem with your pants being soaked with piss? Shes a keeper
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ur op
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This screams "I'm an insecure beta fgt"
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Pics or it didnt happen
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Bad [spoiler]-Ass[/spoiler]
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What do you mean beating your teacher ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
