*Walks into bar wearing mask with voice changer, carrying AK47*
Alright people.
*Fires 2 warning shots into ceiling*
You all know the drill.
English
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As do you, leave your weapon by the door
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*Shoots in leg* Since you don't take cash here I'Il take all the liquor you have.
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That supposed to hurt? Little 7.62 in the leg? And no
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Ok then. *Pulls out deagle with hollow point bullets and shoots in torso* [spoiler]*Begins taking liquor out to car*[/spoiler]
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Edited by UlcaM: 2/26/2015 6:00:05 PM*Cuts arms off* I'm a cyborg you dunce. I don't feel pain *Decapitates* [spoiler]*Throws body outside*[/spoiler]
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*eats arm*
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*Pats back* You can play soccer with his head if you want
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*kicks head around *
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*Molecules reassemble* You think you can kill me? *Grabs Whitigoh by neck and hoists up into air and snaps neck* *Smashes hand through UlcaM's chest and rips out motherboard* *Disassembles UlcaM and turns into armor* Thanks for the liquor. *Douses bar in gasoline and lights on fire*
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God modding, stop it.
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Dude, this happened so long ago. I've already been shown the error of my ways.
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Still pointing it out.
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I understand that.
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Well he did one right thing.... shame a high voltage or heat blast would render the moncules useless...
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*Teleports to universe where nothing exists, even you*
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Your there too. If I cease to exist, so do you.
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No I'm not
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Thanks for testing out that dummy I built. *Casually puts fire out* Now open your mouth *Shoves Antimatter device down throat* Molecules can't reassemble if they aren't there *Detonates* [spoiler]*Walks off*[/spoiler]
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*Reassembles from molecules from other dead bodies* Don't mention it. *Grabs head and keeps turning until head is ripped off* *Looks at disembodied head* [spoiler]*Spits in still open mouth*[/spoiler]
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Also God modding.
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Edited by UlcaM: 2/26/2015 5:58:26 PMAww... [spoiler]God mod. Your not welcome here[/spoiler]
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Sloppy UlcaM. Your a dead man. *RESET* *Simulation ends* *Takes mask off and reveals self to be N7Sentinel60* No excuse for that failure.
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Aha I knew it!
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Read the bold print up there
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Edited by KandrosN7: 2/26/2015 6:04:10 PMIt wasn't a god mod. You could've just gotten rid of the dead bodies around here. Or blown up the universe. Pick one.