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2/27/2015 3:07:14 AM
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*bursts into door* I JUST ROBBED A BANK AND I NEED A DRIVER!!
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*gets in driver seat* Let's go!
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Alright cool thanks man step on it! *fires rifle blindly out of back window at the cops*
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*starts making a bunch of random turns* Anywhere specific you'd like to get away to?
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*police chopper gaining on suspects*
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Aaa suck it blue! *Speeds up*
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*helicoptor full of swat guys (and ladies) shooting at you and 2 mg turrets*
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*Makes sharp turn* *Winks at hot blonde in chopper while doing so*
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*wishes she would date me* *she slipped on a bannana and fell into the suspects car * *super jelly gets rpg*
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*disappears*
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Edited by Killakingkillaa: 2/27/2015 4:33:35 AMMe:activate the EMP Lt dickinson: but were in a helic- me:activate it *helicopter crashes and your car is found near a bar swat emerges on you* *i help the ladies out of the helicopter*
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*Flips a coin over to swat team* Alright...... I guess you got me
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*swat surround you as i get popcorn*
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*Slowly turns and looks at swat team*
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*swat team realizes you must that gohper from a youtube video*
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*Wonders what swat team is thinking*
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*swat team starts fangirling over you and i *facepalm* *
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*Signs autographs*
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*the swat team is turned into shrek*
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*walks away*
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*shrek run after and get their swag on so they can transform you into shrek*
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*Locks UlcaMs steel room door that is indestructible*
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*shrek magic turns it into a potato*
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*eats potato*
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*shreks convert you*
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