May I suggest an Alliance with [b]THE FLOOF[/b]? This will benefit you in two ways; 1: You shall be granted your own Taiwanese slave-boy, whom shall answer to your every whim. 2: The safety of the almighty Stram Jam; fabled warrior of Zubnar IV who's reputation for having a 14 foot coiled donger is know galaxy-wide. What do you say, master dojo master?