You get home after a long day. Your house is empty and you put your stuff down.
You head for your room, you turn the light on, and you see him on your bed.
What do you do?
Edit: Title change hehehe
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God no Please not the jake hammer
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I'd put it in his bum and whisper in his ear "Now it's time for the REAL jackhammer".
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Pull out my 1911 and shoot him dead
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Found him in my bed
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Shoot him.
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Hahaha hahaha -blam!-ing Goldberg
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Kill him with fire
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I'm going to bed...I hope you aren't here when I wake up.
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Tell him he can have my house. [spoiler](._.)... I don't need it.[/spoiler]
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Edited by The Triangle : 2/28/2015 10:04:31 PMOh bby ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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DId someone dip her in orange juice. Get off my bed
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inb4titlechange ... too late
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XD THAT TITLE CHANGE AND ALL THE RESPONSES BEFORE IT!
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Prepare my anus
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"Look JR! Puppies!"
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That's a man.
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Looks like a dude
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You all know you'd bang her, to everyone who's acting like she's not hot enough for you.
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What is he, 40? Nasty.
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Show her my Applejack fleshlight and proceed to jack off to pictures of furries on the internet.
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Mom not again!
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Freak out. Now if nick jonas or Luke Bryan was on my bed that's a whole different story lol