[quote]>be me >world's biggest fgt >nerd who loves games >somewhat fit as I am a lifeguard >chess game coming up in school? >better prepare >nerds everywhere >its ok I'm a nerd too >teacher comes in >"k class, practice and then challenge me" >play teacher in chess? >imgonnalose.jpg >I have chess game at home >nobody to play with >download app on my phone >lol im practicing >its lunchtime >I see my crush >hot af but skinny as hell >w/e im like a dog, I can chew on bones >"wassap sexy?" >she laughs >gonna play chess against the teach >she stops giggling >her face is surprised >I tell her I need support >shesaysyes.gif >lean in for kiss >she catches on, leans towards me >I back away slowly >I teased her >lol I'm already winning in life >be me, at home >bored af >open app >easy to beat >highest difficulty >I lose from one wrong move w/ knight >teacher better not do this >chess day >I see crush in crowd >her eyes are like the stars >cause they're so far apart lol #doublewin@life >I beat every casual >Iwantachallenge.jpg >teacher walks to me >better not piss pants >too late >teacher sits down across >he's black >>>>the color of the piece you racist >we start >holy shit he's good >crush walks in front of crowd and winks at me >pisspantsharder.mp4 >we have 3 pieces left >He has a queen >ilost.jpg >wait no! >he makes wrong move like I did on app >lol I capture his king >school cheers >teacher in awe >crush runs up to me and hugs me >her chest is pressed up against mine >we kiss >lol I'm a winner at her life too >TIL it all worked out >fück I still have school tomorrow >w/e I'm a chess champion TL;DR I beat my teacher in chess, won my crush's heart[/quote]signing for faze