Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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>work at a high end restaurant >sous chef is a hard-ass german guy, like fifty if my memory doesn't fail me >get idea >i work at a pizza parlor, so cans of apple juice come in for little kid birthdays and schtuff >open the stove, preheat to 500 degrees F and slide like three cans in around opening time >threeminuteslater.jpeg >"VAT IS ZAT HISSING" >clearly audible from dining area >chef opens et >"VY ARE ZE JEWSE IN ZE OVIN, TAKE ZE JEWSE OUT OF ZE OVEN" >customers leave promptly >get to go home early because business was so bad >krautchef never found out it was me i still lul softly to this day