When I was about 13, my dad was renting a room with a friend of his. I went to stay with him for a week, but one of the nights I was there he had too work a night shift. Now, his friend was also out of state for his business so I was left there with this dudes 17 year old son. Well of course being young and shit he took the opportunity to have all his friends and some girls over for a party. They were all drinking and smoking weed and by the time they went to sleep, there were people strewn across the house passed out. So I'm sitting in my dad's room, watching movies when I got that feeling. You guys know what I'm talking about. That feeling that makes you wanna dry hump whatever's closest to you (I now call it being horny). The problem was, the computer was all the way in the living room. I opened the bedroom door, stepped over some douchebag that thought it'd be cool to take a nap in the hallway, into the living room. There people sleeping on the floor and sofa and this one girl was sleeping in the arm chair. At first I was nervous. I wasn't sure if I should go through with it or not. But I had to make my little friend happy. I had to do it for him. I sat down at the computer very quietly, opened the browser and looked up my stuff. I then slipped my pajamas silently off and too the floor. Somewhere about mid fap, I looked over to where everyone was as to make sure they weren't waking. I looked from one to the other, and all was well, until I got to the girl in the arm chair. She was staring at me with wide eyes. My hand froze in place. I didn't know what too do. I looked down at my little 13 year old pecker, and he looked just has scared as me. I then looked back at the girl and we stared eachother in the eye for what felt like decades. She then pulled the blanket over her head and lay there awkwardly. Obviously no longer in the mood, I closed the browser and went back to the room, where I laid in bed and stared numbly at the ceiling until I fell asleep. I was discovered! What would I do! I thought my life was over. The next morning I woke up, And went out to grab some food when they were all leaving. I saw the girl and directed my eyes to the floor and went to the kitchen. As I grabbed my cereal she came up behind me, knelt over to my ear, and whispered that she wouldn't tell anyone. About 4 years later I actually ended up dating her. We are still friends to this day. She never told anyone haha. On another note, my cat had caught me several times back then. He didn't tell anyone either. Atleast I think he didn't.

Unfortunately I walked in on my brother and it was so gross. We were both too freaked out to play it cool so I tattled on him. He got in trouble and he hit me the next day, and I didn't tell on him for that (he would have been in HUGE trouble the way my dad sees things). I think he was 14 and I was 12.

I've never gotten caught and if I ever do happen to get caught I will continue whilst making eye contact

I wasn't (Insert Lenny face here)

i first read "tell your stories when you caught a ghost fapping" :|

My mom caught me deejaying with 4 fingers then she sat next to me and added 2 more.

Well, a few years ago I was caught doing some very light self-bondage in the dark. It happened a few times. Felt horrified and relieved at the same time because my mom never said anything about it. Since it was really dark, maybe she didn't see...? I don't know really know what she saw or thought about it.

Girlfriend's stepmom walked in on me, ended up having the best threesome in human history.

So here I was, staring out my window, jerking off to two birds getting their funk on (it was so hot) when I realized I hadn't used any lube, I had also given myself an Indian burn on my dick, so I walked out of my room (still jerking off of course) I walk into the bathroom where my brother was pooperbating (shitting and jerkin it) we stared into eachothers eyes for a good 20 seconds. I then pushed my brother off the toilet and pulled out the shit that laid at the bottom, I rubbed it all over balls and my Indian burned dick and jerked it even faster. I went back to my room and watched the birds again... Until my cat walked in... It was so embarrassing, I had no idea what to to say to it! XD anyways I cried until and after I finished and went to sleep, I woke up to a solidified shit dick the next day

I wasn't caught. Once I saw my brother doing it so I went downstairs to my parents and grandparents and said that my brother has something cool to show them in his room. That dead arm was worth it

I didn't actually get caught fapping, but my dad found the fapping material on the family PC (At this point I didn't know that Google saved your search history). The only thing he was pissed about was the fact that I had spelt lesbians with a z lmao.

Implying I get caught. I [b]never[/b] get caught

Never caught. Sometimes my dog walks in but she just goes straight to the window to engage in guard mode even though she's like 12 and too old and unintimidating to do anything. Not at all concerned about the clicking noises in the room. [spoiler]Never use audio unless house is empty. [/spoiler]

In school there was 5 blondes with yoga pants in PE playing volleyball. [spoiler]I entered ninja fap mode.[/spoiler]

Butter is best for master bating or toothpaste holy shit I just nutted the ultimate nut

LFG 34 warlock with self res for Tr[b]i[/b]als of Osiris. [b]M[/b]ust have fully leveled thorn, radegast's fury with prox or [b]Jo[/b]lders hammer, and pre TT[b]K[/b] Felw[b]in[/b]ters with shot packa[b]g[/b]e. Gt same as name.