Did you hear about that guy who lost his left arm and left leg? [spoiler]It's OK. He's all RIGHT now![/spoiler] Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? [spoiler]Niether have they.[/spoiler] What's better than winning the Special Olympics? [spoiler]Not being retarded.[/spoiler] Why'd the boy drop his icecream? [spoiler]He was hit by a bus.[/spoiler]