You see a dragon land in front of your tavern, breathing heavily from many days of extended flight. I bow my head, "Do not fret, mortal. I ask for lodging. Do you have a large barn I can stay in for the night? Your bar will attract many tourist to see me."
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Do you breath fire?
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Can I pet him?
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*opens mouth, showing many rows of teeth*
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Awwww! Please!
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Ehrr... why not.
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*pets dragon* ohhh who's a good boy? You are! You are! *gives treat* good boy!
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*snifds treat, bites hand off*
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*hand regenerates* he's very well mannered
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There's a hangar you can stay in half a mile east
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Ah. Ok. Do.. err.. you have any good huntinf spots near? You cant feed me with human food, but we hunt the same game. Also, any nearby rivers?
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No idea. Fly up and you'll spot some
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Thank you foe your kindness. Tell me.. what stopped you from shooting me on site?
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I don't have a gun
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Edited by MeGa Mysterious: 3/2/2015 9:34:34 PMYou do now *puts gun and holster on you*
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Let me rephrase that, I don't want a gun
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Oh, ok *you look down and you have a minigun*
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Nope...
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Ok *gives sword* better?
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I have a sword
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That is your sword
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{•-•}... [spoiler]Fus....[/spoiler] [spoiler]RO DAH![/spoiler]
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*sneezes*