A boy named Danny comes in and sits at the lunch room table with his friends. His friends notice that he had two black eyes so they ask him how he got them. He said that he was riding the bus and there was a girl with her skirt up the crack of her ass. He said,"I thought I'd do her a favor and pull it out but she hit me in the eye." Dallas friends then ask,"how did you get the other black eye?" ..... "I put it back."