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3/3/2015 9:21:25 PM
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*Smiles menacingly*
You'll never guess how my first visit here went...
>:]
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*Chuckles* How Did it go?
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It involves a sh-t and urine covered Destiny poster, lots of ale, and a very annoyed (yet patient) bar tender. *Grabs ale off bar shelf* Спасиба.
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Uuuuuhhh ok
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*Stands on table* *Looks at other patrons* *Whips out the D* *Starts to urinate* *Wiggles wanger* *Reaches for водка* *Drinks it* *Begins singing the Russian national anthem, водка in one hand and d-ck in the other* https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AOAtz8xWM0w
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*walks away*
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*Falls off table* *Hits head on ground* *Slips into comma* *Remains on the ground*
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*puts pillow under head*
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I remember you!
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Edited by Tiber of Astora: 3/3/2015 9:35:04 PMБлять! Who are you, дорогой?
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Edited by Tiber of Astora: 3/3/2015 9:24:32 PMAnother ale! Hell. Make it two!
