I have a 2 year old boy and wife is 8.75 months pregnant with our second. I pretend to go to sleep with her around 10 or 11pm, as soon as I hear deep breathing I slowly try to get out of bed as quiet as possible. Success rate for clean getaway is hovering around 80%.. last night I decided to raid . Our 2 year old woke up from wetting bed at mignight. Wife storms in during mid sword to crotas ass.. In a rage I say..'I can't help u right now!..crotas almost Dead!'.. she then lunges towards xbox to pull the plug. I yell noooo! She doesn't do it thank god.. but storms out of room. Only after raid did I realize I am a shitty father.
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Lmaooooo.....i feel u bro
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I literally can't stop laughing. Most hilarious comment ever. That last sentence really got me lol.
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Shit I feel for you man, been there done that. Wife rage at its finest....
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Story of my life the past 6 months.. Hang in there
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Same.
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This made me lol.
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I feel your pain man, I've got 2 kids also...but let's admit it among us fathers, you knew you were a shifty dad before the raid ended...
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Too awesome
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Crota enraging seems like nothing in comparison to this. How was the morning after?
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Lmao i did this when my wife was pregnant. So glad im not the only one. Thankfully i wasn't doing anything as crucial as crota when my daughter woke up crying lol
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I feel your pain man, my son was born one day after Destiny was released. Pretty much my entire Destiny career I have been juggling baby/wife/gaming/chores
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My daughter was born 5 days after Destiny released Im glad im not the only one struggling with the balance lol
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Why is this feeling so mutual? I feel you man