I have a 2 year old boy and wife is 8.75 months pregnant with our second. I pretend to go to sleep with her around 10 or 11pm, as soon as I hear deep breathing I slowly try to get out of bed as quiet as possible. Success rate for clean getaway is hovering around 80%.. last night I decided to raid . Our 2 year old woke up from wetting bed at mignight. Wife storms in during mid sword to crotas ass.. In a rage I say..'I can't help u right now!..crotas almost Dead!'.. she then lunges towards xbox to pull the plug. I yell noooo! She doesn't do it thank god.. but storms out of room. Only after raid did I realize I am a shitty father.