Would like to call in a large side of unicorn brisket on friday please. I can hunt one down to cook if you are out.
None of this sparkly crap, a good hearty slab from a black unicorn. Rare, I know.
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Ohh a black unicorn? I think I know where one might be found. Expect it at the far end of the tables. Right between the velociraptor legs and the blackened mermaid
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Looking forward to it.