I would ride in on my girlfriend, but my dick might be a superweapon. Actually, I'll just duck tape some g-horns onto a little light.
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It barely counts as a BB gun :D
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Hey, you can annoy people with those!
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You could poke all of the Cabals eyes out
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I have the feeling I would be dead first... But hey! There's always my second option.