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3/4/2015 3:38:11 AM
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A wife should:
1) Fuvk me
2) feed me
3) stfu
Its easy to follow those 3 simple rules.
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Ha! Caveman
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Funny? No!
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Nice. This statement got 15 likes. REAL MEN UNITE AGAINST THESE WEINERLESS HIPPIES.
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We know how to use it properly, unlike you. You probably wanna stick it anywhere you can, if you even get that far. It's ok, there there, you can always resort to bestiality. That's if you know what that means, of course.
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Giraffes are sexy as hell.
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You sir have some messed up ideals, and I think if you ever do get a wife, she is just going to kill you in your sleep or poison your food. So good luck with that!
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If you were married...youd be the wife. Man up son.
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There there, its ok. You obviously have mummy issues.
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Edited by PyroMan15: 3/4/2015 4:53:42 AMIf I'm the mother in that relationship, I'm going to be the hard mother god damn it!!! I don't care how many times you say leaving my kids in the middle of the woods with just a map and some military rations is bad parenting, they need to learn to get them selves home and not look to me to pick them up all the time. Besides, next week is learning to live on run from the cops after you've been framed for burning down your neighbors house. Edit: also wait a minute, how does saying you are going to be killed by your wife make me the wife in a relationship? I'm very confused by your response.
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Ok. Made that comment with the intention of emasculating you. Evidently it didnt work. Win some lose some.
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Edited by arizzan: 3/4/2015 5:15:05 AMNot really sure. Been trolling hard on other threads. Let me recap, there is usually some method to my madness.
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(Ok pyro don't try to be a massive dick and point out he has a spelling mistake, a you know what -blam!- it) Excuse me sir, you spelled madness wrong. It seems you spelled it madbess, which I'm sure is absolute nonsensical bull shit.
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No I didnt.
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Well played, well played, But this Says Other Wise!!!! [quote]Not really sure. Been trolling hard on other threads. Let me recap, there is usually some method to my madbess.[/quote]
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You should write a parenting book. I like where your head is at. I tried inventing a "30 day diaper". It was basically a glad trash bag taped to a kids ass so he could poop in it for a month. Unfortunately, the patent is still in the office. It hasnt gained the momentum id have hoped.
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Im willing to test this if you ever make an adult one. But you should design one for your chin to catch all the bullcrap that comes out ya mouth
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I think you forgot the #sarcasm at the end of that, anyway I would love to sit here and talk about how bad of a parent you are, but I've got house to burn down. #-blam!-YerHashTag
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Virgin alert
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My pooper is a virgin.
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That's not what Mr Ed said.
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Your loss
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Got two kids. So ive had carnal knowledge of a vaggin at least twice.
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Goats dont count.
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Lying on the Internet. Cool.
